What is the definition of Dicks Research?

Alright, so 'dicks research' is like the most outrageous, unhinged, and downright disgusting scientific study one could imagine. Picture this: "The researchers embarked on a 'dicks research' project to decode the secrets of the human penis, only to discover that it's more about the way we're all trying to find out who the 'dicks' of the room are." It's a term used to describe research that's so far-fetched and questionable it might as well be a conspiracy involving the most bizarre scientific pursuits!